Airfair comes with free Oral Sex
In a press conference, CEO Michael O’Leary discussed Ryanair’s new transcontinental service, which will offer extremely cheap economy fares, as well as luxurious business class seats that include amenities like “white seats,” beds, and oral sex.
After all these years I’ve not been on a flight anywhere, I now have a reason to fly again.
Where do I sign up?
