So… deaths come in threes…

First we suffer a tragic comedy loss with the recent passing of Ed McMahon. The man was a comedy genius, able to play the straight man to Johnny Carson, or play the slapstick cut up with… Johnny Carson. This is the man who caressed his golden toilet before having to sell it because of the recent economic collapse. His death has been a shock and a true shame. Then earlier today Farrah Fawcett passed away. Now, as a kid I watched Charlies Angels, and I liked it even as a kid, it was a good show, and boobies bounced everywhere when you watched it.

Oh yeah, then some (alleged) pedophile died in the UCLA hospital today. Yes, it is true, Michael Jackson died of a heart attack in the UCLA Medical center. Now, nobody knows what it was that caused this heart condition, but I believe that the family will claim that he died because of a congenital heart defect. They will say this was a shocking tragedy, and will cry tears of glee as they rape what is left of his estate to feed Tito’s crack habit.

Personally, I think he died from apoplexy following his realization that Macauley Culkin is now no longer a child and that most parents now know enough to keep him far away from their children.

I’m just waiting for the following headline.

CNN now reporting that Michael Jackson has risen from the dead, become a zombie, and is performing a well-choreographed dance routine.

And of course, the saddest part is, both Farrah and Ed deserved far more mention in this blog post than they got because of the baby raper.

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