Muslims hate puppies

More Muslim Outrage

A postcard featuring a cute puppy sitting in a policeman’s hat advertising a Scottish police force’s new telephone number has sparked outrage from Muslims.

Tayside Police’s new non-emergency phone number has prompted complaints from members of the Islamic community.

The choice of image on the Tayside Police cards – a black dog sitting in a police officer’s hat – has now been raised with Chief Constable John Vine.

The advert has upset Muslims because dogs are considered ritually unclean and has sparked such anger that some shopkeepers in Dundee have refused to display the advert.

Right. So now we can add “pictures of puppies” to the list of things that offend muslims. Puppies now join an auspicious list full of such things as “freedom, women, pigs, America, civil rights, Israel, fun, laughter, breathing, and being alive”. I’m really starting to wonder if there is anything in the world that doesn’t offend muslim culture.

Seriously here folks, everything under the sun is going to piss off one person or another, nobody is going to be happy with everyone and how they act or think or talk or what have you. The simple fact of reality is that we are all going to be offended by something, muslim, jewish, christian, everyone will be offended by something. If we start changing how EVERYTHING is done simply so that we no longer risk offending ANYONE then we are going to start showing a bland white post card with bland white lettering that doesn’t say anything.

Of course, that may offend someone in the black panthers, so we probably don’t want to do that either.

So allow me to suggest a new idea. Let’s stop worrying about offending people and rely upon a “common sense” rule. If your common sense says that it’s going to piss off say… muslims, then its fine. If it will piss off everyone who isn’t a muslim, then it’s probably not a great idea, add some bacon to it.

More about this can be found at Right Wing News and Right Wing Rebel


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2 Responses to “Muslims hate puppies”

  1. Ron Says:

    Wow, they hate dogs? No wonder they’re so miserable and terroristy. If dogs are so unclean, don’t eat them! Seems simple to me.

  2. Thinker Says:

    Look, if you were from a long line of sons of bitches going back to the dawn of the fucking desert you’d hate dogs too.

    But it does make me happy I’m a dog person and not a cat lover. Hippy.

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